OK, there is some very bizarre gossip flying (yes, flying) around about the Obama family. First of all, Joan Rivers, and who knows who else, claimed (before she died) that Obama is gay and the first lady is a transgender male. OK, I guess “everyone knows that” says Rivers. But how do you explain the kids? Well, you will not believe this; it is claimed the Obama kids are adopted. How disappointing and ludicrous. A more plausible speculation is that they are drones. This would also explain president Obama’s fondness for drones. See, now it all makes sense (yes, it is sarcasm).

I’m just saying, I DON’T BELIEVE IT! And definitely see our disclaimer on this one. If we are going to look for conspiracies and government corruption, let’s at least try not to be stupid when going about our research.

That rumor is a horrible thing to say and taking Joan Rivers seriously is an insult to her comedic career. I really like this picture of the Obama family.